Oh, Muse of Composition!

I am currently piecing together the very last term paper I will ever have to write for a class on textual analysis (see for dated course description). Two years of course work and easily composed papers to match have passed. Now I am left with one LAST damned composition for a grade and I'm struggling. It's nearly two in the afternoon and I'm still in my pjs contemplating the rhetorical tone of page three. I'm considering playing with the margins in these final hours of paper non-completion. I call to thee, oh muse of term papers! Send me something to supplement the bullshit I am now pretending is academic prose!! **head falls in shame**curtains close**end of scene**