Top Five Clues Your Outdoor Christmas Display is Wrong
(In No Particular Order...)
1) You have movement of any kind--lights that strobe, animated choir boys, a train of merriment on an eight foot circular track, etc.
2) You have strings of lights cris-crossed in your front windows... Since when is an "x" acceptable holiday decor? Was it in the manger and I missed it?
3) You continue to display the life-sized Nativity scene, even though the neighborhood hooligans steal baby Jesus, put the Wise Men in compromising positions and/or piss on your lawn _every_single_year_.
4) Your front door is wrapped like a present, complete with foil paper and a red velvet bow.
5) You have one extra long string of lights that goes from the outlet to the tree to the bush to the door to the window to the other tree with no thought of making each lit area separate from the others.
1) You have movement of any kind--lights that strobe, animated choir boys, a train of merriment on an eight foot circular track, etc.
2) You have strings of lights cris-crossed in your front windows... Since when is an "x" acceptable holiday decor? Was it in the manger and I missed it?
3) You continue to display the life-sized Nativity scene, even though the neighborhood hooligans steal baby Jesus, put the Wise Men in compromising positions and/or piss on your lawn _every_single_year_.
4) Your front door is wrapped like a present, complete with foil paper and a red velvet bow.
5) You have one extra long string of lights that goes from the outlet to the tree to the bush to the door to the window to the other tree with no thought of making each lit area separate from the others.
posted by Hootah at 11:40 PM
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